WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Bungo 11:02 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
There is a lot of fun to be had with these people, especially the spammer variety who are 'calling you from the technical department of Microsoft' about a virus or something they have detected on my computer.

Personally I take great enjoyment stringing them along. wasting their time, occasionally getting passed onto a supervisor because I have confused the first caller so badly with my polite, convoluted responses.

21 minutes is my record so far before they cut me off utterly exasperated, but I am always trying to improve on this time.

Willtell 10:53 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
They cold call to offer bank loans in Poland? Blimey!

Hammer and Pickle 10:46 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
Banks that cold call offering loans or other financial products get told to do one in terms of "Look, this is nothing personal mate/dear, but your employer is out of order and this conversation is over". Especially as the conversation is being recorded.

Westside 10:42 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
Depend where they are from. I appreciate they are trying to earn a living, but I'm registered with the Telephone Preference Service, so if the are UK based, they are breaking the law in calling me. They get a short, rude reply.

If from overseas when they say "is that Mr Westside", I lie and say no, I'm the cleaner and he's not in.

Sydney_Iron 3:12 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
The ones who are trying to sell you something, usually funeral or life insurance of some kind here in Sydney, I just say no thanks and hang up, there just trying to make a living.

But the cunts that call up and tell you they checking your computer and pretend to be Microsoft or your ISP get strung along as long as possible until they get so frustrated they hang up, usually start with, Are you Pakistani? As Indians hate them, then ramble on about cricket for a bit before being a complete spastic when it comes to using a computer, got one bloke so wound up he was yelling at me you motherfucker after I finally got the typing right to connect to the server that gives them access to your PC only for me to tell him I didn’t have the internet…………..

Son of Anarchy 2:29 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
You dont have to spell over the phone you fat cunt

steveiron64 2:28 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
Very irritating. I tend to just: "Yeah hang on, I'll just get him."

And then leave the phone.

westhammerer 2:10 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
Son of Anarchy 2:07 Sun Mar 12

Hope your sales training is better than your spelling. swt

Son of Anarchy 2:07 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
I get them all the time, if Im feeling charitable they fet some free sales training.

westhammerer 2:06 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
Hmm, say 'No thanks, not interested' and end call.

Or get nasty and racist.

Such a dilemma.

SilverSurfer 12:44 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
Alfs

had one recently saying

"we are the best, Fuck the rest"

Hardly trying to make a living.

Alfs 12:37 Sun Mar 12
Re: cold calling
As annoying as it is, they're simply trying to make a living, and don't have a lot of career choices.





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